The Confessional Box

: 1.Have you ever fallen asleep in class?
> yah. just yesterday and almost this morning.

2. Have you ever eaten pork?
> it’s part of my ritual

3. Have you ever vomited in a vehicle?
> i think so

4. Have you ever beaten up a friend?
> almost. if he wasn’t such a jerk.

5. Have you ever slapped ur partner?
> no.

6. Have you ever smoked?
> i do and i just ran out of cigarettes last night.

7. Have you ever been so drunk?
> i live to drink and drink to live

8. Have you ever ridden an elephant?
> nah. wish i could.

9. Have you ever felt as if u are gonna die?
> always.

10. Have you ever hugged ur crush?
> it seems to me that such used to be the case.

11. Have you ever played with fire?
> i play with it daily.

12. Have you ever cried for the one u love?
> obviously, it has to be a "no."

13. Does he or she know about it?
> check the previous question, punk

14. Have you ever fallen from a Motorcycle?
> nah

15. Will u die for the one u love?
> hell yeah. that’s why i’m here.

16. Have you ever missed someone so badly?
> almost but not quite.

18. Have you ever gotten stones thrown at u?
> no.

19. Have you ever been unfaithful?
> with what or with whom?

20. Have you ever gotten pepper in ur eyes?
> nah

21. Have you ever gotten a surprise present?
> they’re always foiled in one way or another.

22. Have you ever been on a diet?
> i’m on nicotine-alcohol diet lately

23. Have you ever stripped someone naked?
> hmmm….

24. Have you ever taken a picture of urself?
> i do

25. Have you ever clubbed till dawn?
> yeah

26. Have you ever been in a lift with someone who
has body odor?
> during our game with arrupe. it was their "double defense" against my patented hook-teardrop shot.

27. Have you ever been so angry u felt like killing
the person?
> yeah. and the rage lives on.

29. Have you ever broken up due to the existence
of a third party?
> yeah. most of the time. always the victim in the process.

30. Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?
> yeah.

31. Have you ever challenged ur teacher?
> most of the time. i am an eminent threat.

32. Have you ever lost ur handyphone?
> thankfully not yet.

33. Have you ever lost in gambling?
> no. i don’t gamble. i dare.

34. Have you ever been told that u are cute?
> hehehe. cute means ugly but lovable.

35. Have you ever had a crush?
> hell yeah.

36. Have you ever confessed ur feelings?
> hell yeah, but she’s stone cold.

37. Have you ever gotten urself into trouble?
> numerous times!

38. Have you ever lied to ur parents?
> given!

39. Have you ever been robbed?
> yeah.

40. Do you really like a guy/girl a lot now?
> no. she’s already taken.

1. Popularly known as?
- clark

2. AGE?
- 21

3. BIRTHDAY?
- 18 february

4. WHAT’S YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
- aquarius

5. Who is your cutest friend na girl?
- wala akong friend na panget. <— korak ka manay julie!

6. Can’t live without…
- cigarettes and liquor

9. Choice music?
- alternative rock

10. Food trip?
- anything with beer

11. Fantasy female/male?
- michelle branch

12. What kind of girlfriend/boyfriend are you?
- gentle yet outrageous hehehe

13. What will make you fall for a guy/girl?
- tama na yan. dami mong satsat e.

14. Turn-offs?
- pakipot!

15. If you had a million bucks, what would you
spend it on?
- ibabaon ko sa lupa!

16. Longest time you’ve ever spent on the phone?
- magdamag, halos 8 hours ata.

17. Did you get tired of it?
- hinde. of course si ano yun, nung kami pa. at high school pa ako nun.

18. The one thing you try to do everyday?
- breathe

19. Vegetables or fruits?
- anything

20. Favorite soundtrack
- for now, pinoy blonde ost

21. Night out or night in?
- either

22. What’s scarier, ghosts or aliens
- death?

23. Finish this sentence: If I could be anyone in
the world for a day, I’d be..
- a monster to destroy it in a day

25. On your last birthday?
- i didn’t go to work!

26. Yesterday?
- was one hell of a day! alright!

27. Last weekend?
- was family day at san jose

28. Last X-mas?
- "i gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"

29. New year’s eve?
- "magpapaputok magapapaputok ako (plok…ahhh) sa inyo!"

30. Halloween?
- sa sementeryo

31. Valentine’s day?
- nagresign ako sa trabaho!

32. What’s the last thing you ate?
- yung dinner sa lafangan kagabi

33. Thing you drank?
- tubig

34. Thing you wore?
- black pants, light blue polo, shoes

35. Last place you went to?
- multimedia room

36. Last person you saw?
- ian empig

37. Last person you talked to?
- ian empig din about rules sa basketball

39. IMed?
- si tekla

40. Last song you heard?
- lunes by sponge cola

41. Right this VERY SECOND what are you
eating?
- wala

43. What are you wearing?
- sinabi ko na gago

45. Any shoes on?
- sinabi ko na gago

46. Listening to?
- wala gago

47. Talking to anyone?
- wala gago

48. Are you a vegetarian?
- hindi gago

49. Are you a b!tch?
- hinde, guy to no.

50. Are you artistic?
- autistic pwede siguro

51. Do you write poetry?
- dati

52. Are you a fast runner?
- muntik na

53. Can you ski?
- walang snow dito

54. Did you ever give barbie a haircut?
- taenang tanong yan

55. Are you naughty?
- medyo

56. <missing Q>

57. <missing Q>

58. Do you own a hot pink shirt?
- taena tama na nga yan

59. How about orange pants?
- taena tama na nga yan

60. Are you evil?
- i am its personification. go ask the people who repudiated me last year.

1.COMPLETE THIS PHRASE: "I
COULD BE.."
= what you always needed

2.WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR
CELLPHONE?
= moe

3.DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
= almost but not quite

4.FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS
MORNING WHEN YOU WOKE UP?
= f*ck it.

5.WHAT DO YOU HAVE AT YOUR BEDSIDE?
= mp3 player and phones.

6. EVER TRIED TO SKIP A MEAL?
= always

7. GRILLED OR FRIED?
= grilled

8. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE TO OTHERS?
= i’m the entwinement of being and nothingness

9. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
= no

10. FAVORITE HANGOUT?
= smoker’s pocket garden

11. PEOPLE YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT?
= i have to say my classmates in college. PARAMDAM NAMAN KAYO! NABWIBWISET NA AKO SA MGA MORO!

12. FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1
THOUSAND DOLLARS?
= a laptop computer

13. FAVORITE SONG WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPY?
= anything lite alternative

14. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? …
= failure. 3 ako sa enneagram e.

15. ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?
= eitherways

16. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
= kevz, clark, kz

17. WHAT IS YOUR DAD’S MIDDLE NAME?
= javier

18. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU
WATCHED? WHERE? W/ WHOM?
= finally… a different answer… BUNSO during LST theological hour

19. INVISIBLE FOR A DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU
DO?
= do something similar to what gyges did in plato’s allegory of the ring

20. STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND & COULD
HAVE ONLY ONE KIND OF FOOD FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
= nothing but beer

21. FAVORITE TV COMMERCIAL?
= can’t name something for now

22. IF YOU WERE DEAD AND YOUR SOUL WAS
GIVEN A CHANCE TO STAY FOR ONE DAY
WHAT WOULD YOU DO??
= haunt the ghosts of the past

24. YOUR EYE COLOR?
= dark brown.

25. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS
BRING?
= ID, memory stick, bag

26. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU
WERE A KID?
= a policeman

27. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE
CLOCK TURNS 7 AM?
= leave the chapel for breakfast

28. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET?
= white

29. WHO YOU WANT TO MEET?
= her, for the last time

30. HOW’S LIFE TODAY?
= f*ck. it was the first time in recent memory that i scored six out of ten in a quiz. see my blog na lang for details.

: [ 1 ] [ What are you doin? ]
# friendster

[ 2 ] [ What were you doin before tis? ]
# surfing the net

[ 3 ] [ Who are you thinking of now? ]
# what… di ko pa pala nabasa yung five books! ayokong ma-okray ni V!

[ 4 ] [ What time did you sleep last night?]
# 1am

[ 5 ][ What did you do last night? ]
# finish some stuff

[ 6 ] [ What did you say last to a friend? ]
# pare, musta?

[ 7 ] [ What attracts you to the opposite
sex? ]
# hehehe. secret.

[ 8 ] [ What makes you happy? ]
# hehehe. secret.

[ 9 ] [ What are you wearing right now? ]
# red flash shirt, pants, school ID

[ 10 ] [ What will you do after answering
this? ]
# go to V’s class! wag lang magpapaokray!

[ 11 ] [ Who was the last person you
talked to?
#si pare! cge, friendster lang!

[ 12 ] [ What do u want to tell ur crush but
u havent ]
# ?

[ 13 ] [ When is your birthday? ]
# tangna, ang kulit nito… halos lahat ata ng survery tinatanong to

[ 14 ] [ What you wish 4 ur birthday? ]
# the power to read minds

[ 15 ] [ When did you last cry? ]
# forgot

[ 16 ][ When did you last smile? ]
# kagabi. magpapahiram na ng surplice ang san carlos! salamat kay rany "badingkiwinky"

[ 17 ] [ Why are u answering these
questions? ]
# para mablog, gago!

[ 18 ] [ When will you marry? ]
# or when will i officiate matrimony?

[ 19 ][ When did u last watched movie? ]
# tangna na naman. etong tanong na naman na to!

[ 20 ] [ What are your favourites songs ]
# check out my mp3 player and you’ll know what they are

[ 21 ] [ Who will you vote for president? ]
# si ian reyes!

[ 22 ] [ Who was the last person you talked
about? ]
# si antonieto. nasan ka na! pagawa mo na yung invitation!

[ 23 ] [ Who makes you happy? ]
# marami e

[ 24 ] [ Who do u love? ]
# tinanong na to kanina. pakicheck na lang yung sagot

[ 25 ] [ Who do you hate most among your
friends? ]
# kung hate hindi na yun friends

[ 26 ] [ Who has the cutest smile you've
ever seen? ]
# kay ano…

[ 27 ] [ Who do you talk on d phone with
often? ]
# teka, wrong grammar to a.

[ 28 ] [ Do you belong to a club in your
school? ]
# marami e, 6 na committees na nga, may offer na for next sem.

[ 29 ] [ How's school? ]
# ayun. okrayan sa klase.

[ 30 ] [ Any regrets? ]
# wala naman

[ 31 ] [ Do you take drugs? ]
# pag may sakit

[ 32 ] [ Are you a shopaholic? ]
# walang pera e

[ 33 ] [ Do you have someone in mind
that you wish to get marry with? ]
# ikakasal ko na lang, pwede?

[ 34 ] [ Do you like swimming? ]
# yup

[ 35 ] [ Do you wear eye contacts? ]
# minsan

[ 36 ] [ Do you kiss your parents before
sleeping?
# minsan

[ 37 ] [ Do you e-mail your friends? ]
# hindi na. friendster and text na lang

[ 38 ] [ Hair colour? ]
# black

[ 39 ] [ Feeling right now? ]
# unwell

[ 40 ] [ What makes u feel that? ]
# i’m not crazy i’m just a little unwell i know right now you don’t care but soon enough you better think of me and how i used to be

[ 41 ] [ How do you treat your loved ones?]
# with dignity and respect

[ 42 ] [ Are you loved? ]
# of course

[ 43 ] [ Weather? ]
# mainit na nga. pero umulan kahapon

[ 44 ] [ What are u wishing for now? ]
# WAG SANANG OKRAYIN NI V MAMAYA!

[ 45 ] [ Last message? ]
# takte, may insta pa pala akong tatapusin.

1. whose picture is it that you keep in ur
wallet?
** picture namin ni francine prieto. sa likod graduation picture ni…

2. wat time do you go to bed?
** late na ngayon, mga 12-1am

3. wat was the last thing you did before filling
this survey?
** save pictures from hermanoleon

4. who’s the one you always meet the most?
** classmates at LST

5. who’s the person you’re gonna call if you
need help?
** madami dyan! bestfriends and priests!

6. what’s on your mind just now?
** sino kaya ang susunod na ookrayin ni salanga!?!

7. kissed a complete stranger?
** nah

8.with whom do you wanna be to have fun?
** whoever, wherever

9. what’s the latest movie you saw?
** na naman! pang ilang beses ko ng sinagot tong question na to!

10. when was the last time you went out?
** sunday

11. what do you hate the most for now?
** marami pang gagawin. number one ang insta!

12. when was the FIRST time you slept
alone?
** i always sleep alone naman e.

13. what things you want to do now?
** smoke?

14. what do you do everyday besides eating and
sleeping?
** find myself in front of the computer

15. talked on the phone just to say good
night?
**yah

16. colors that make you happy
** black and blue

17 most fave thing in your room?
** computer and mp3 player

18 what was the last thing you bought for ur
room?
** cigarettes?

19. instruments that make you crazy?
** piano! can’t play!

20. any instruments in your room
** none

21. instruments that u play?
** guitar and bass guitar

22. miss someone?
** she’s already taken

23. are you a coffee addict?
** medyo

24. are you satisfied with your life now?
** ok naman

25. would you share a glass of water with a
friend?
** cge lang

26.when was the last time you ate seafoods?
** sunday

27. ever had a food fight?
** almost! JD pa nun!

28. what do you usually eat for breakfast?
** e di food!

29. Lost a friendship over something stupid?
** yes. dami na.

30. Been really depressed before?
** yes.

31. what’s your favorite fast food chain?
** KFC

32. cried in front of your classmates?
** well, no.

33. Can you remember what you did on the
first day of your school in college?
** meet and greet people.

34. who’s on ur mind?
** no one

35. did u ever cheat during exam?
** of course, the reason why my summa cum laude status in college is quasi-legitimate.

36. is kissing normal for our age?
** definitely. it’s a sign that communicates (bishop bacani, kaw ba yan?)

37. are you childish?
** it’s my favorite idiosyncracy

38. first boyband that made you go gaga?
** nge.

39. how’s your heart lately?
** i dunno, but i’m sure it’s not like dunghur’s.

40. worst gift you had ever received?
** ano ba?

41. Reminds you of ur 1st love?
** seton

42. ever had a crush on a teacher?
** nah

43. thing u need everyday?
** water, food, cigarettes

44. favorite person na kulitin
** si tekla! magparamdam ka nga!

45. two persons that comes to ur mind now?
** si salanga at si de castro (oi, neither 1.0 or 2.0 daw ako sa kanya… 3.0?!? wag naman!)

46. 3 college friends u want, to see ryt
now?
** benjie, glenn, nuguid

47. highschool friends u like to see?
** lahat ng olgms x2k

48. have you ever fallen asleep in class?
** oo naman

49 have u ever fallen asleep after a drink?
** nung pasimula pa lang ang KMU career ko

50. song that reminds you of your barkada?
** minsan by eraserheads